In a 2006 phone call with Wendy the Retard, we learned a lot about her sexual thoughts and feelings, making it a sex ed class for us, not her. Some highlights:
- She had a "wet dream" about Howard where they had sex and then had a "retarded baby".
- She'd dreamed Will Murray was her maid.
- She once stuck a "tomato up her butt" on a dare... and then later ate it.