Howard doesn't know anything about basketball, but he absolutely loves attending Knicks game court side. Last week, he even sat next to Chris Rock and former Knicks great Patrick Ewing. Patrick then made the mistake of thinking Howard was a fan of the game and started to tell him his philosophies on basketball, which were obviously totally lost on Howard.
Thankfully, Chris was there to joke with Howard about the breakdown of the seating at these games, informing his slightly ignorant companion that the girls get uglier as the seats go back. Now that's the kind of commentary Howard understands.