Amy's Close Call with Comic Legend Jerry Lewis

As usual, Amy Schumer came armed with multiple stories, including this gem about Jerry Lewis at a Friar's Roast:

According to Amy, Jerry Lewis grabbed every female comic who took the podium and then showed the audience his beautiful love-making skills by laying them down and pretending to f**k them. When it was Amy's turn, she promptly refused to play along, no matter how much he whispered that she should "lay down." And yet, for some odd reason, Amy refused. Maybe it was because she claimed she overheard Jerry saying that women aren't funny (or maybe because he's REALLY old and creepy).

Amy later proved him wrong with a well-landed joke at his expense, telling the crowd that this was her first time at the Friar's Club "and Jerry's last."