Howard’s Newest Obsession

April 16, 2013
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard is a man of many obsessions, and recently his all-consuming gaze fell upon the GNC Peanut Butter and Banana smoothie, after trying to try it for lunch the other day… and then the next few days after.

Attempt #1: Howard shows up, but the GNC Smoothie Bar is closed due to plumbing issues.

Attempt #2: The next day, Howard shows up again, and GNC is still closed.

Attempt #3: Howard calls GNC once with no success, then calls an hour later.

Finally, after days of plotting and arduous work, Howard finally got to slowly sip this 300 calorie smoothie.

He liked it. He liked it a lot.