Last week was Ralph's birthday, which had Howard wondering about getting him a gift. "Everyday is a birthday gift to Ralph," Howard said, trying to rationalize not doing it.
Beth came up with a funny idea though: Buy Ralph a massage... with a male masseuse.
Howard thought that would be funny because, of course, no straight guy would want to be rubbed down by a dude. But it turns out either Ralph isn't straight or he just doesn't have the same hang-ups Howard does. He loved his male-on-male experience, especially the attention that was paid to rubbing/massaging his ass, according to Howard. In only fifteen minutes of ass play, Ralph was left feeling both relaxed and rejuvenated.