Stern Show writer Richard Christy knows a good thing when he sees it, and he saw last week's butt-chugging as a very good thing. So much so, in fact, that he announced he could probably tell the difference between types of beer... by swallowing it through his ass. Of course, this needed to be tested.
Once back into his now-famous position, JD poured different beers in and, to Howard and Robin's astonishment, Richard got an almost perfect score. He could tell the Bourbon Beer because it burned a little, the Guinness had a foamy head that tickled him, the IPA felt lighter, and the coffee beer gave itself away.
The only one he missed was his absolute favorite flavor of beer (and everything else for that matter): the Pumpkin Ale (which he mistook for banana bread beer). One wrong out of sure ain't bad though, and so Richard celebrated his victory.... by licking the beer that spilled out of his ass off the floor.
Next, Richard hopes to try it with wine.
(Special Highlight: When Richard dropped his King of the Hill boxer shorts, Robin announced that he looked okay, but had a little dick. So much for Robin's pledge to stop emasculating the staff.)