Comedian and Stern Show regular Lisa Lampanelli has just returned to us as a bonafide newly skinny bitch; Robin audibly gasped when she walked into the studio: "Oh my God, you have a waist!"
Lisa has lost over 100 pounds and her husband, Jimmy Big Balls, has lost 90. The weight loss is attributed to the gastric bypass surgery she had done, along with the work she's put in with diet and exercise.
THE RICH DON'T HAVE TO WORK AS HARD
Speaking of Jimmy Big Balls, not only is there less of Lisa to love now, she's also eliminated some sexual acts from her repertoire. Lisa explained she no longer goes down on the love of her life, explaining that she's rich now she doesn't have to try so hard in bed.
The main topic of conversation, though, quickly became her growing list of Twitter feuds, especially the war she found herself in with the entire black community. See Lisa had tweeted a photo of herself with Girls creator Lena Dunham with the caption "Me and my nigga Lena Dunham." Talk show host Wendy Williams spoke out about that on her show, telling Lisa, through the TV, "You can't use that word."
For the record, Lisa is not sorry.
A List of Lisa's Other Twitter Feuds:
Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife Beth – When Dog the Bounty Hunter bailed actor Nicolas Cage out of jail when he was locked up for spousal abuse, Lisa tweeted that this was the biggest mess Dog had gotten into since going down on his wife Beth. A "fan" of Mrs. Dog the Bounty Hunter alerted Beth to the tweet, and the two tough women went at it.
Sheri Sheppard – The View co-host had called Lisa a racist on the show, to which Lisa fired back by tweeting and re-tweeting an old interview where the Christian Sheri Sheppard allegedly admitted that she's had more abortions than she would care to count.
Green Day Fans – Lisa got into with Green Day fans by tweeting a joke that wasn't even aimed at Green Day. Front Man Billy Jo Armstrong had written that Psy is like the herpes of music, and Lisa responded with "Psy isn't like herpes because Psy will go away." Nobody is sure why, but Green Day fans went after her.
Lady Gaga Fans – When Lady Gaga was developing her fragrance, she announced that it will smell like blood and semen. Lisa tweeted that if, she really wanted to smell blood and semen, she could just "punch Clay Aiken in the mouth." The Little Monsters went nuts, even though the jab was at Aiken.
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