Celebrity Wack Packer Tan Mom stopped by to perform her smash hit single "It's Tan Mom!" But, as sometimes happens with an icon, diva behavior got in the way. First she demanded money to perform, which was declined. Then she relented, but could no longer seem to remember the words. I guess when you have Tan Mom's life, you can't be expected to bother with minor stuff like lyrics.
Tan Mom had plenty to say about the recently-released nude photos of her posing on the beach. According to her, the photographer took hundreds of photos, and she didn't expect him to publish them all. She let it roll off her back like a true professional, though, saying "you live and learn."
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Stern Show writer Sal Governale is certainly can't be the only man who finds Tan Mom sexually irresistible, but he's definitely the most vocal. He came in studio, dressed in a suit, to tell the Sunburnt Siren just how much he wanted to make to love to her. Sal sat on her lap, whispered in her ear, showed her his penis, and told her how big it got when he saw her topless photos.
Sal was later delighted to note that she also smelled like cigarettes and tannin cream.
Howard asked Tan Mom if she was turned on by Sal's presentation. "Very much so," she replied. Though judging by her horrified look when seeing Sal's package, she may have just been being nice.