Good Bye Forever Eric the Actor

Eric the Actor (nee Midget) has announced that he is done with the show so many times that it hardly even registers with anyone anymore. But today, for the first time, Howard announced that the show was done with Eric, forever.

This morning Eric did what he seems to do best: call up the show and vent furiously, this time about the hate he's constantly getting on Twitter. This hate, which according the Eric, is not the fault of his sometimes abrasive personality, but rather the fault of Howard and the show. The little midget was so angry that he even recently threatened Gary with a lawsuit from his family. Eric denied he issued such a threat; he just said he wouldn't be surprised if his family did something like that. Gary then explained how that is an implied threat.

Howard had had enough, calling Eric "disturbed." We never bullied Eric, Howard pointed out. If anything, he bullies us.

Sure, Eric used to be entertaining: remember the nude photograph, the bed humping, the PJ pants, and the stalking of low-level reality stars, Dougie the Puggie?

We'll always have Dougie the Puggie.

Eric said something vague about how he will be "on the show the week of the tenth," but no one knew what he was talking about. Gary told him: if you plan to be on the show again, you'd "better have a balloon attached to your chair."

Bye for now, Eric The Forever Angry Whatever