Jim Breuer Talks Tits and Sh-ts

Just like Angelina Jolie, Jim Breuer's wife Dee had a double mastectomy but, for some reason, it didn't make the news. She decided not to get treatment, opting for a holistic method and avoiding sugar, which Jim says is terrible for cancer. Thankfully, it seems to have worked for Mrs. Breuer. She also turned lemons into lemonade, by upgrading from a flat chest to C-cup implants.

Speaking of sick Breuers, no visit from Jim is complete without a story about Jim's ailing father. The latest is Jim's genius plan to avoid cleaning up his dad's bowel-movements: Don't feed him!

On the days Jim spends caring for his dad, he'll serve him beer instead of solid food and it works like a charm.