Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler stopped by today, and entertained everybody with a host of revelations and stories.
Steven and the girl he was with last time he was on the show (Erin) have broken up. He cheated on her and just realized he's a wild man and a "social animal" who likes to flirt. And that can hurt a woman if you're committed to her.
Steven estimates that he spent about $3 million on cocaine.
Howard heard that Steven has a huge cock, and can service himself. Steven wouldn't confirm his size, but said he believes every guy has tried to put it in their mouth at some point.
Howard and Steven then commiserated about life as a TV judge. Steven admitted that the hours were much longer than he anticipated, but that his salary may have been around $15 million.
J. Lo was so beautiful she made Steven blush every day while they judged American Idol. He would whisper dirty things in her ear after contestants performed like "I bet there's not a hair on it."
Steven really loves Madonna. He'd have sex with her and then suck her toes for having the guts to stick it out in this business for as long as she has.
Steven denies making love to Carly Simon.
Steven said he was so attracted to Joan Jett that he once got naked and spread out on a chair in the hallway outside her hotel room, waiting for her with a bouquet of flowers. They didn't have sex.
Steven brought his large entourage in with him, including the record guy, his hot assistant Amy (who donned sunglasses in studious manner) and the caretaker of his Boston house, who is a big Howard fan.
Also with Steven today was his daughter, plus-size model Mia Tyler, who said she isn't bothered by her father dating younger women because she's not there to witness it, also claiming that she rebelled against her parents by being a "bigger and better" drug taker than they were. She once even snorted cocaine off her father's gold records.