Howard's co-worker (from his other job) Nick Cannon stopped by today, giving another interview that will probably get him in trouble. (Turns out his wife Mariah Carey was not pleased the last time he came on the show, when he revealed that he both masturbates and has sex to Mariah's music.
Here are the many highlights:
-Nick said that, if you measure from the balls, his penis is right at the tip of nine inches in length. Nick then tried to console the now despondent Howard by saying that, like the King, he too is a "grower, not a shower." That similarity did little to make Howard feel better.
-Mariah Carey is not into titty f*cking according to Nick.
-Howard has always been amazed that Nick and Mariah got married without having sex first. "How do you know you're sexually compatible? What if you don't like the way she smells?"
In response, Nick revealed that he was once in love with a woman who smelled horrible "down there." His solution? He told her she "stank." While role playing with Howard, Nick displayed his technique:
You start out by saying "I love you," then segue into "Do you smell something in here?" Then you check yourself, you check the room, and then you get to her. "Ask her about her diet. 'Are you eating a lot of garlicky food?'"
Nick's bottom line: "They want you to give them oral, and the streets better be clean downtown."
-When Nick was a teenager, he wrote for Nickelodeon and became friends with the now- troubled actress Amanda Bynes, who was a child star on the network at that time.
Nick said she was a nice girl, and even something of a little sister to him. He's reached out to her on multiple occasions, but she's apparently fired all of her managers and everybody else in her life, so he never could get in touch with her. That happens sometimes, according to Nick: "You stop trusting people." Nick also said that it's sad what's going on with her.
-Howard was surprised to learn that Nick is actually now the "Chairman of Teen Nick," where he produces, picks programs, and does other mogul like functions.
-Even though Nick does well in his career, Mariah is clearly still the breadwinner, and Howard is facinatined by how that works in a marriage.
Nicks says Mariah and he split their bills 50/50, though he admits she has more money than he does. Howard then read that the couple is worth $515 million, to which Nick joked that Mariah is responsible for $500 million of it.
Catch Nick on Wild 'N Out, or at the network he runs, TeenNick, or hosting America's Got Talent, or appearing on Showtime in the upcoming stand up special Fuck Nick Cannon, or at a stand up club near you.
The one place you won't catch him is sleeping.
(Mariah Carey pics courtesy of PRPhotos.com)