Previously on the Howard Stern Show, we learned that JD hoards DVDs (especially pornography) and his spelling bee trophies. Today the curtain was pulled back a little further, painting a more complete portrait of a hoarding nerd at home.
It turns out that JD hoards baseball cards - which he's sure are of no value, though he meticulously preserves them in alphabetized order in books and a small broken safe - Pez dispensers (including the Garfield and Star Wars variety) and, most curiously, spoons.
His prized spoon is a large plastic souvenir from Disneyland, which we can only imagine is a relic from a happier time in JD's life.
Howard pointed out that an abundance of spoons might actually make girls think JD is a heroin user. JD, extremely protective of his collection, declared that "no one sees the spoons."