Stern Show writer Richard Christy finally found a use for JD's worthless souvenir spoon collection: have JD tickle Richard's penis with the spoons.
This idea came up in a writing meeting. It was Richard's idea. So take that as you will. (We take it that Richard is a weirdo).
Ever the good sport, JD brought in three of his favorite spoons: the famous Apple Barn spoon, a Grand Ole Opry, and a beautiful tribute to South Carolina.
Richard repaid JD's kindness by telling him he didn't shower today.
Being the selfish lover that he is, JD started off rough with the Apple Barn spoon, but soon mellowed out with the Grand Ole Opry, even warming it with his breath before gently stroking Richard.
Richard is now busy trying to convince JD to bring in his best baseball cards, because he's sure he could fit fifty in his ass.