The Wack Pack, that merry band of misfits we all know and love, is seemingly crumbling before our eyes, due to mudslinging and infighting.
ERIC V JEFF V FRATTO
First up, the still-banned Eric the Actor and Jeff the Drunk are at each other's throats.
The pint-sized, crab-handed, wheelchair-bound Eric is furious that Jeff may have an acting job on the horizon and called up furious, lobbing breathy, broken insults and names at Jeff like "Trai-ler tr-ash."
Jeff seemed generally unfazed and Johnny Fratto (currently the manager of both Jeff and Eric) claimed that Jeff is much easier to work with. He's up for any role he may receive, unlike Eri, who sees himself primarily as a Prince Charming type.
In regards to Johnny, Eric announced that he has extended the deadline until Thursday: Dump Jeff as a client or you lose me, Eric the Midget.
But what happens if Thursday comes and Johnny is still with Jeff? Everybody but Eric agreed that he will extend the deadline again.
mariann v king of all blacks
Next up in Wack Pack feuds: Mariann from Brooklyn vs. King of All Blacks.
Mariann showed up in her triumphant crown and gown to sit in her row at Radio city Music Hall for America's Got Talent. One seat in the row was empty: the one she kindly reserved for King of All Blacks.
He never showed up.
Mariann called this morning, furious that she could have given the spot to a fan who really wanted to be there.
King claimed that he did text Mariann to let her know he wasn't able to make. Mariann called him a "liar," yelling "screw you!"
King swore on the life of his daughter that he texted, which was good enough for Howard, but not for Mariann.