'In Plain Sight' creator John Strauss called into the show because he has a part to fill in an upcoming film he's working on, and would like to offer the part to either Eric the Midget Actor, or new thespian Jeff the Drunk.
As you may remember, Eric appeared on 'In Plain Sight' (and was scandalously passed over at Emmy time) a while back and, as if dealing with a staggeringly disabled, breathy ham wasn't enough, the stage-struck low-talker came with a long list of demands. A Jacuzzi, protection from werewolves, and four bottled of Pepsi per day – "for energy."
The part in question that everybody found interesting was a gay character who owns a juicery in Los Angeles. Frankly, we could picture either Eric or Jeff as a hip gay juicer, but, predictably, Eric said there was no way he was going gay. Jeff, however, was willing to play any character to serve the project.
Howard, Jeff and John proceeded to try to get Eric into the gay spirit by improv'ing some scenes between homosexuals.
Eric sat silently as Howard, John and Jeff (figuratively) jizzed on him, begged to cum on his glasses, and tried to cut a hole in the bottom of his wheelchair and make love to him from below.
Eric announced that he was very close to hanging up, but thankfully it takes him a decent amount of time to accomplish that, so the bit ran on.
Finally, Howard got the midget to agree to join the exercise as a straight guy who has gay friend. Howard began with: "I know you're straight, but would you suck my c*ck?"
Eric and Jeff will face off with a professional audition as soon as we can get the material to Jeff's trailer, because he doesn't believe in email.