Ronnie Mund - limo driver and security guard. Unless there's a plastic snake involved, then Ronnie isn't guarding anyone.
Howard explained an incident on the set of America's Got Talent where Howie Mandel threw a plastic snake on the judge's table while an act involving a lethal King Cobra was being done on stage.
As all the other judges leapt and screamed in horror Howard - who was seated far away from Howie - had no idea what was going on because his crack security team was cowering in a corner as well.
Which brings us to Ronnie's newest tattoo, which Howard goofed on at length this morning.
Ronnie has a history of poor ink choices: His shark that's peppered with the moles that cover his body, his "panther" that looks like a salamander, and now his new statement: the New Superman logo on his arm.
Ronnie is well known as a massive fanatic of the comic book hero Superman. Oh wait, no he isn't. He knows little to nothing about the guy.
So why did he get a reminder of him permanently inked on his body? Because he liked the logo.
It's also a very, very subtle way to display his girlfriend's initials - which are S. C. - because if you get a jewelers loupe and you're under halogen lights, you can see a tiny "c" incorporated into the logo.
Howard still wholeheartedly approved of the Batman logo he'd shaved into his mustache, but not the Superman logo he'd inked into his arm.
Make sure to check out of all of Ronnie's Tattoos in our new gallery.