Cleaning Richard's Ass
While Howard was reading a live spot for it this morning he asked for a demonstration of the glove made out of wet wipes to clean your ass with. So who volunteered? Richard Christy of course!
With little to no prompting Richard whipped off his pants, put his feet behind his head, and let another man wipe his ass.
Hey, if SHITTENS keep Richard clean, then they're already doing the world some good.
Richard's 349th Gay Idea
Richard Christy came up with another wacky gay idea in last week's writers meeting.
He announced that he's such a huge Metallica fan that he would do anything for the opportunity to sit in studio while the legendary band performs on their upcoming Stern Show appearance.
He specifically suggested Howard "make" him make out with Wrap Up Show host Jon Hein, because it would be really funny.
While everyone agreed it would be funny, Jon said he would "absolutely not" make out with Richard.
Richard said he'd make out with Sal, Ronnie, or Jason – Sal and Jason said "no," but Ronnie was vague, revealing that he'd probably be up to it if there was something in it for him.
Why not make out with gay staffer High Pitch Mike? Because - Richard reasoned - he's actually gay and that's just not funny.
Sal offered to let Richard tongue his asshole, but Richard wouldn't do it without a condom on his tongue. NO DEAL!
Stay tuned to see what he comes up with – rest assured, he'll think of something.