Remember "Johnny Big Balls"? Of course you do, how could you possibly forget?
Mr. Big Balls, whose real name is Wesley Warren, stopped by this morning to give us an update on his condition – and what an update it was!
The first time Wesley was on, his scrotum had swelled to such an enormous size (146 lbs!) that he had to rest them on a milk crate and wear a huge hooded sweatshirt as pants. He triumphantly carried in the hoodie and proudly showed Howard that he is able to wear human pants.
Wesley found a doctor – Dr. Gelman, who was on the phone for the interview – who did the surgery free of charge. Dr. Gelman said it took hours to find Wesley's penis. After fourteen hours, Dr. Gelman was able to remove most of the tissue and salvage something of a penis, though Wesley is unable to get an erection, which he says could be corrected with another million dollar surgery.
As amazing as it may sound, Dr. Gelman had seen this kind of thing before, though nothing as large as Wesley's growth.
Words cannot do Wesley justice, so to see his big reveal – and any other visuals you could possibly want – subscribe to HowardTV.
KURT WALDHEIM RETURNS!
Wesley had one request at the end of his interview: to play a round of Guess Who's the Jew? With Kurt Waldheim Jr. After everything the formerly big-balled guy had been through, how could we say no?
Kurt's first three stars were Sigourney Weaver, Star Trek star Chris Pine, or Star Wars icon Mark Hamill? Wesley guessed Sigourney Weaver, but the correct answer was Chris Pine!
Next up was Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan or Kirsten Stewart. After hemming and hawing (he really needed the $500 prize) Wesley settled on Amanda Bynes. Kurt said "Her fazzer vas a dentist, vhat do you theenk?"
Wesley walked away with lighter balls and a heavier wallet.