This morning, Howard welcomed a plastic surgeon who was looking for love. Dr. Emil Chynn has a practice here in Manhattan and he's evidently tired of playing the field, because he wants a wife … badly.
And he's willing to pay.
If you find Dr. Chynn's very specific dream woman – super skinny (dress size 0 – 2), aged 27 – 35, smart, white (or got to grow up in an all-white neighborhood), and decent-looking but not too hot (girls who are a "10" come with too much baggage) – he's offering a finder's fee: cash money or a procedure done by him.
For a first date – you could reap $100
A second date - $200 or a free eyelash enhancer
A third date - $300 or free Botox
A fourth date - $400 or free Juvederm injections
A fifth date - $500 or free Lasek surgery on one eye
If someone finds him the future Mrs. Emil Chynn, he'll give up his $100,000 Ferrari.
A neighbor of Dr. Chynn's called up to say that this guy should be in the Wack Pack because he's "the biggest knob you've ever met."
At the end of his interview, our own Ham Hands Bill called in to say that Dr. Chynn gave him discounted Lasek surgery years back. Dr. Chynn remembered Ham Hands well, but didn't know how we knew him.
Howard showed him by playing Ham Hands' classic Robin Song Parody.