Wolfie attended RetroCon and asked fans of TV, Movies and all other pop culture from decades past answered his questions – or, at least tried to.
Wolfie stumbled on one Con-goer who was so poorly spoken, and so nerdy that Howard said he might actually have more star potential than our own JD Harmeyer who is a big, big star on the show.
The guy could barely get a sentence out and used so many "uhs" and "ums" that at certain points he just sounded like white noise.
And just like JD, he wanted to work in "uh, something with cinema," and as Howard pointed out, JD would be attending various conventions (probably spoon-related)* if he weren't always working. JD adamantly denied that this would be the case, but nobody else was convinced.
We either found JD's best friend or worst nightmare.
Of course, Wolfie is no genius and didn't get the guy's name or contact info. If you know an off-beat nerd who is almost non-verbal and lives anywhere in the Pennsylvania area, please let us know.
*On a side-note, please send JD any collectible spoons you may have lying around. Robin is looking for a nice display case to get him and he'd love to fill it up. If you can't bare to part with any spoons, please tweet JD photos of your collection @jdharm