Half the reason Lisa Ann was on the show today was due to media producer JD Harmeyer's obession with her.
JD has always loved porn stars. But he REALLY loves Lisa Ann.
And he actually has a relationship with her! At least a texting relationship.
JD texts Lisa Ann as if they're a married couple, in a weird non-sexual role playing game they've established. While playing house, JD will text Lisa Ann things like "I fixed the garage door, honey" and "I'm going to the store now, honey."
The texting doesn't stop there: the bespectacled TV-watcher will also text Lisa Ann just after he has finished beating off to her, though he sometimes finds it difficult to see her as a sexual object now that they're so close. Just the typical Madonna complex that affects most married couples.
Unfortunatley for JD, he seems firmlly entrenched in the 'friend zone' with a woman who has sex on film. Only JD...
Howard let JD sit on the couch with Lisa Ann as she had her legs in his lap and whispered sweet nothings into his ear. She ran her hands through JD's hair and said it felt like 'silk' but Howard explained to her that it's just grease.
Lisa Ann is a huge Fantasy Football fan, and JD loves Fantasy Football and Fantasy Relationships, so Lisa Ann suggested a one-night only auction league between her and JD, and if JD won, she'd make love to him. But what if he lost? Howard suggested Lisa Ann's reported former flame, the hugely endowed John Salley, give it to JD hard.
We'll see what happens.