After many, many months away, everybody's favorite guest - the sixth Beatle if you will - George Takei is sitting in this week.
First up, Howard wanted to know what George thought of his ground-breaking kiss with Howie Mandel on America's Got Talent last week? George hadn't seen it yet but it was undoubtedly one of the few gay kisses in primetime TV, and for that he was grateful.
Howard explained that he got very annoyed with Howie when he interrupted Howard's comments during the judging and he blew up and told Howie to "Shut up." The fans loved the tension, but according to Twitter, they wanted Howie and Howard to make. Howard walked over to hug Howie and decided that a hug just wasn't enough. What this fight needed was a kiss.
This week, Howard promises to f*ck Howie anally.
next stop, THE TAKEI ZONE
Howard recently viewed a rare episode of the Twilight Zone starring George. The episode aired only once due to George's controversial character – George played a Japanese man whose father was a spy for the Japanese navy during Pearl Harbor.
See George reminisce about the episode here: George Visits the Twilight Zone Convention
too much of brad to love
Howard pointed out that if George looked a little tired today, it was because yesterday was Sunday – and everyone knows that Sunday is the one day a week that George wrestles and makes love to his husband, Brad.
George often makes it known that he wishes Brad would get back down to his fighting weight, and Howard asked if any progress had been made on that front. While George promised Brad he wouldn't discuss that subject, he was "seduced" into talking about it anyway.
George feels that Brad is about 40 pounds overweight. It's gotten to the point where George won't even look at his body in bed and he'll close his eyes and remember the young Brad.
George is trying to get Brad to exercise by coaxing him into joining George on his long walks. Brad usually ends up sitting on a bench partway through the journey – telling George he'll wait for him.