WIN A DATE WITH JD HARMEYER
We have very (VERY) few Howard Stern Birthday Bash tickets left (as you read above), so the few remaining hopefuls really have to work hard to secure a spot inside the Hammerstein.
Like the four ladies who came in today to compete for the prize every woman covets: a date with media producer JD Harmeyer!
Yes, it was time to play THE JD DATING GAME!
Four lovely ladies, separated from JD by a full curtain, introduced themselves and answered his difficult, probing questions, each one hoping to be hid date to the birthday show (and, if they're really lucky, Mrs. JD Harmeyer).
First up, she's a huge Stern fan who teaches in a Yeshiva school and broke up was dumped by her boyfriend a few months ago: meet Sarah!
Is Sarah a future Harmeyer?
Next, she's stripping her way to a PhD in Neuropsychology and has been single for the past nine months, say hello to Natalia!
Our third lovely lady is a member of the United States Air Force, has been without a man since 2011 and is from JD's home state of Ohio: What's up, Megan?
We salute you Megan!
Finally, she's a new Stern fan who loves JD's laugh and broke up with her last boyfriend because he didn't like to travel, here's Heather!
Hi Heather! (JD doesn't like to travel either)
JD began by saying hello to each lady, pad and pen in hand ready to take notes about their answers. The game was intense. JD seemed to lean toward each different girl a different point in the game.
First, he was drawn to Natalia the stripper. Then Sarah said her favorite movie was 'Amelie' and her favorite Led Zeppelin song was 'Tangerine.' Just as it seemed like Sarah was the one, Natalia came out and admitted that she's bisexual!
Unfortunately, she had tattoos and that seemed to turn JD off. Megan started talking and JD really liked the sound of her voice. She revealed that she was once hit on by a famous actor. All JD cared about was that it wasn't his best friend, Ryan Phillippe (it wasn't). Then she admitted she hates Fillet-O-Fish and that's almost JD's entire diet. Uh oh.
THIS COULD BE ANY WOMAN'S GAME!
The girls were asked to demonstrate their sex moans, but only Sarah and Natalia obliged.
Natalia and Megan revealed that they both brought JD souvenir spoons as presents, which he pretended to be turned off by. JD also hates travelling, and Megan loves it. But he also hates tattoos and Sarah and Natalia both have them. What was he going to do?
Finally, a decision had to be made. Would it be Sarah Harmeyer, Natalia Harmeyer, Megan Harmeyer or Heather Harmeyer?
JD made his decision – he loved her voice right away, he'll add the spoon to his collection, and there's probably no way in hell he's travelling anywhere, but Megan was the one who stole his heart.
One by one, JD met the depressed rejected girls, before his Cinderella revealed herself and he took it all in. He loved her eyes (read: ass).
JD broke out his good purple shirt to pick up the ladies