ERIC THE ACTOR BLAMES EVERYONE
Eric the Actor will not be attending the Birthday Bash on Friday night and he wants you to know exactly who he thinks is to blame: everyone but himself.
After opening with a terrific thought/joke that Hanzi probably got his nickname by being a very 'hands-on' kid, he launched into his tiny tirade.
He claims that Stern Show producer Gary Dell'Abate and Eric's long-suffering manager Johnny Fratto failed to communicate.
Gary begged to differ, and said he spoke to Eric and was aware how difficult it is for the angry little actor to travel. He told Eric to figure out exactly what it took to get him to the party and let Gary know.
Eric grunted and still tried to point the finger (as best he could) at Gary, but Howard agreed with his producer. They theorized that Eric needs to be begged and worshipped if he thinks you are asking him a favor.
Howard was sad that Eric was missing what was sure to be the greatest night of his life.