Robin Quivers Gets Her Smoke on During Amsterdam Vacation

World-famous newswoman Robin Ophelia Quivers – who slowly reveals herself in layers like an artichoke – announced that she smoked grass during her whirlwind vacation in Amsterdam. Howard was not pleased that Robin would take smoke into her lungs, but our beautiful cancer survivor said she learned that none of it matters – have some fun.

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