Who Ruined Howard’s Guitar?

Howard has been in a deep love affair with the guitar for last few weeks, and today he reached for his trust axe to play a little of David Bowie’s cover of ‘Across the Universe’ for Robin.

Imagine his surprise when the guitar was broken. Not just a popped string or a scuff, but it was actually coming apart. It looked like someone knocked it over and put it back upright without telling anyone.

Ronnie the Limo Driver (who is actually our security, if you can believe it) will spend the next few days locked in a room reviewing the security footage.

When the culprit is found, they will probably be called out.