Eric The Actor Does Not Have Issues With His #Butthole

Eric the Actor, who is no longer tweeting publicly after the 'lies' that were spread about him on Twitter left him fed-up, called in this morning.

Coincidentally, Gonzo, a concerned citizen who keeps hearing wild and dangerous stories about Eric online and tries to reach out to him, was also on the phone.

The latest story making its way around the internet carries the hashtag #SaveEricsButthole, so Gonzo was obviously worried that something was wrong with the midget's ass.

Eric yelled that there was no - thing wr-ong with his butthole jack.....ass.

He proceeded to curse Gonzo, something he reportedly does via Direct Message on Twitter.

Gonzo astutely pointed out that it was hypocritical of Eric to bully him and call him names when he wrote that beautiful blog about acceptance for Howard Stern.com.

Why do we push away the ones who love us the most?

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