Benjy Outgays Janks

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Somehow, Stern Show writer Benjy Bronk managed to out gay the gay Captain Janks when it was revealed that he was so desperate to lose weight that he begged Howard to insist that a man rape him if he didn’t lose 40 lbs in two months.

While getting a guy to rape him is not the most feasible thing to pull off (legally, anyway), Howard did like the idea of a man making out with Benjy and fingering his asshole.

Suddenly, Benjy was scared. Though he controversially lost 21 lbs in just the first week of the 2007 Battle of the Blobs, he was unsure if he’d be able to pull it off again.

Benjy waddled over the scale and weighed in at 243.6 lbs. Howard told him that if he lost 37 lbs by July 21st (the first show day after the exact two month mark), Benjy would get absolutely nothing.

If he failed, he’d be set up in a hotel room where a willing gentleman would finger his anus at least up to the second knuckle while they made out passionately.

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Benjy’s ass and girl are on the line

Just in case he didn’t lose the weight and then tried to back out of his sensual experience/punishment, Howard called Benjy’s long-suffering girlfriend Elisa Jordana for some insurance. If Benjy backed out, would Elisa show up to the studio topless and make out with a very very hot guy?

Elisa was fine with it, insisting that Benjy doesn’t care if she makes out with someone and, quite frankly, doesn’t care if a guy fingers him either.

At the last minute, Benjy said that if America goes to war before July 21st, the bet is off (which sounds like a statement the government should investigate).

Stay tuned for updates.