The Stern Show has interviewed luminaries from every area of show business – Oscar winners, rock stars, TV icons – but perhaps the most A-list star in Stern Show history is Patricia 'Tan Mom' Krentcil. She even stole the show at Howard's star-studded Birthday Bash.
So when an icon like Tan Mom decides to step into the ring for a celebrity boxing match, finding a worthy opponent is a crucial piece of what will surely be a media bonanza.
Enter MILF Mom! Who is MILF Mom, you ask? It seems like MILF Mom was a person who was invented just to fight Tan Mom (no pre-existing celebrity was big enough).
Anyway, the two moms came in this morning for an official fight weigh-in, though no weighing was ever done. They were so antagonistic toward each other that Howard sat back and let the insults fly. Thankfully, Ronnie was there to block any punches.
'Put some clothes on! Suck another d*ck you wh*re!' Tan Mom screamed.
'Come on, leather face!' MILF Mom shot back, casuing Tan Mom to really lose her cool and come at her opponent. Save it for the ring, ladies!
'My manager decided to find the biggest loser in the dirt,' Tan Mom explained, seeming unsatisfied with the opponent that was chosen for her. 'The clarification is that this person comes from the slums.'
Then MILF Mom went way below the belt for reminding the public that Tan Mom allegedly took her five year-old daughter to a tanning booth a few years back.
'Nobody ever went into the tanning booth!' Tan Mom screamed. 'Read a f*cking newspaper!'
Finally, Howard had to ask MILF Mom to wait in the green room because things had gotten way out of hand. Tan Mom relaxed little bit.
Stern Show producer Gary Dell'Abate (now pronounced Dell-A-Bee-Show or Dell-A-Booki) came in with the news that Sal Governale, a man formerly very attracted to Tan Mom, had announced that he was 'over it.'
Sal came in and said he's rooting for MILF Mom in this fight and, naturally, tried to show Tan Mom his penis. Tan Mom took him down (actually, a microphone cord took him down) and Sal apologized, taking it all back.