Howard played some great clips of our roving correspondent Wolfie out at a Beer Convention and the drunks really do not disappoint.
One guy drank forty-eight beers and still drove himself home, one guy did all kinds of gay stunts while wasted – including placing his penis on the faces of his buddies – and, apparently, spelling 'fermentation' while totally wasted is difficult to do.
The Stern Show has its own resident drunk, Richard Christy – beer is his faaaaaaavorite.
Richard almost attended this Beer Convention, and he undoubtedly would have been the most entertaining interview of the bunch.
Howard has long marveled at Richard's unbridles worship of ale and Richard just keeps upping the ante. Today he revealed that he has a three hundred dollar bottle of beer that he's been sipping on for a year. It's so high in alcohol that you just sip a little bit to get wasted.
He also spoke longingly of the holy grail, the world's strongest beer. It cost a reasonable $750 and comes stuffed inside the carcass of an actual dead squirrel. Why? Who knows!
Check out Richard's blog post from when he turned San Diego Comic Con into his own personal Beer Con.
A woman named Jeanne called up and announced she was writing a book about her fool-proof method to stop your man from cheating on you (or at least know when he has) : You sign his penis with a marker. Then, naturally, you'll know if it's been used.
Howard and Robin were amused by the idea as Jeanne described how hot her man is and how she uses it on him all the time.
Howard's final word: 'I bet this guy has figured out a way to cheat.'
Howard played the greatest new game show of 2015:
The premise is that Howard read a quote and the listener (and Robin) had to decide whether is was a quote by wack pack legend Beetlejuice or rap legend Kanye West.
Play the game yourself right here!