The 2015 Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards Are Finally Here!

The only awards show where the stars really bare it all.

You watched the Oscars, which weren't that big a deal, and you rejoiced in Howard's triumphant acceptant of the Best Men's Hair in America award, which was a huge deal – well, there is one final awards ceremony this season:

The Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards!

The great Mr. Skin stopped by this morning to announce the winners of the prestigious award in the various categories.

Here are the winners! Congratulations to all.

Best Upskirt – Megan Swanson (Miss Nebraska) in the Miss America Pageant

Nudecomer of the Year – Gaia Weiss in Vikings

Best Butthole Blur Fail – Jessie Nizewitz in Dating Naked

Best Breasts – Alexandra Daddario in True Detective

Best Over 50 Nude Scenes – Sharon Stone in Fading Gigolo

Best Full-Frontal – Scarlett Johansson in Under the Skin

Hottest Masturbation Scene – Lili Simmons in Banshee

Best Butt – Keri Russell in The Americans

Best Pressed Mams – Monika Dorota in The Mighty Angel

Best Sideburger – Nicole Fox in Redlands

Best Lesbian Scene – Sara Malakul Lane and Erin O'Brien in 17 & Life: Jailbait

Best Nip-Drip – Hege Serine Golf in Lilyhammer

Stretchiest Nipples – Charlotte Gainsbourg in Nymphomaniac Vol. II

Best Bush While Sucking Toe – Sylvia Hoeks in The Best Offer

Monster Muff – Gaby Hoffman in Girls

Best Upside Down Cake – Caroline White in 24 Exposures

Best Right Boob Only – Betsy Brandy in Masters of Sex

Best Lip-Slip – Pamela Adlon in Californication

Best TV Show – Masters of Sex (which includes a nude appearance by our own Sarah Silverman)

Breast Picture – Nymphomaniac

Lifetime Skinchievement Award: Julianne Moore (we're sure this means more to her than the Oscar)

All actresses who get nude onscreen are winners, but these are the highest winners of them all.

Check out stills of all the winners here!