You watched the Oscars, which weren't that big a deal, and you rejoiced in Howard's triumphant acceptant of the Best Men's Hair in America award, which was a huge deal – well, there is one final awards ceremony this season:
The Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards!
The great Mr. Skin stopped by this morning to announce the winners of the prestigious award in the various categories.
Here are the winners! Congratulations to all.
Best Upskirt – Megan Swanson (Miss Nebraska) in the Miss America Pageant
Nudecomer of the Year – Gaia Weiss in Vikings
Best Butthole Blur Fail – Jessie Nizewitz in Dating Naked
Best Breasts – Alexandra Daddario in True Detective
Best Over 50 Nude Scenes – Sharon Stone in Fading Gigolo
Best Full-Frontal – Scarlett Johansson in Under the Skin
Hottest Masturbation Scene – Lili Simmons in Banshee
Best Butt – Keri Russell in The Americans
Best Pressed Mams – Monika Dorota in The Mighty Angel
Best Sideburger – Nicole Fox in Redlands
Best Lesbian Scene – Sara Malakul Lane and Erin O'Brien in 17 & Life: Jailbait
Best Nip-Drip – Hege Serine Golf in Lilyhammer
Stretchiest Nipples – Charlotte Gainsbourg in Nymphomaniac Vol. II
Best Bush While Sucking Toe – Sylvia Hoeks in The Best Offer
Monster Muff – Gaby Hoffman in Girls
Best Upside Down Cake – Caroline White in 24 Exposures
Best Right Boob Only – Betsy Brandy in Masters of Sex
Best Lip-Slip – Pamela Adlon in Californication
Best TV Show – Masters of Sex (which includes a nude appearance by our own Sarah Silverman)
Breast Picture – Nymphomaniac
Lifetime Skinchievement Award: Julianne Moore (we're sure this means more to her than the Oscar)
All actresses who get nude onscreen are winners, but these are the highest winners of them all.