The late Winter brings America lots of competitions – the Super Bowl, The Grammys, The Academy Awards ...
But the only contest that truly matters is the Groominglounge.com "Best Men's Hair in America" award.
AND HOWARD WON!
Howard was humbled by the honor, but he truly deserves it. He beat out his buddy George Clooney, heartthrob Ryan Reynolds, Chris Hemsworth, and friend of the show Bradley Cooper.
40 top hairstylists convened at a secret location to pour over photos of the follicles and chose the King of All Media as the King of All Men's Hair.
Basically, Fartman beat out Batman, The Green Lantern, Thor and the Elephant Man.
Do you agree? Actually, it doesn't matter, because you're not one of the top 40 hairstylists in America.