The Greatest Wack Packer of All Time

Today started off as a normal Wednesday Howard Stern Show, but by 9 AM, it was anything but. Today was the day that the crew sat down in the studio and decided, using a very official bracket, to determine the greatest Wack Packer of all time.

Oh did it get heated! There were upsets, like Robin demanding that Wendy the Slow Adult was a greater Wack Packer than the late Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.

JD Harmeyer was called in several times as a tie-breaker and people were downright upset.

When it came down to the final two – Eric the Actor or Beetlejuice – almost everyone went with Beet. Fred Norris, resident genius, chose Eric, but he stood alone.

So, there you have it. The winner of the title of Greatest Wack Packer Ever is Lester "Beetlejuice" Green.

The winner himself called up – which he rarely does – to accept the award and thank his legions of fans for sticking by him for all these years.