A Slow Adult Endorsement for Donald Trump

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Jon Leiberman came into the studio as Howard called Wendy the Slow Adult to address reports they had gotten that Wendy has been threatening to rob a money truck (though the staff wondered how she would get away with it) in what would no doubt be the slow adult crime of the century.

"I haven't been myself; I've been stressed," Wendy explained. "I love you. Do not rob a truck," Howard advised her.

Once that issue had been cleared up, Howard wondered what Wendy thought of presidential candidate Donald Trump. "I think he's hot and I really would love for him to be president," she told him.

For those keeping a tally, you can officially count on the Slow Adult voting bloc in favor of the Donald.