Good Morning Everybody!
Howard arrived at the studio this morning on a mission: Make a doodie before his annual physical, as the doctor would be performing a prostate exam this afternoon.
Usually, Howard explained, he makes his daily bowel movement either right before or right after eating dinner around 4:30 p.m., but the prospect of having something in the chamber when the good doctor sticks his finger inside of him led Howard to pack a case of baby wipes for the road.
"I'm like a chick getting ready for anal," he joked. "I fucking hate that finger in my ass."
After hypnotizing himself to relax didn't work, Howard turned to his anal expert — Robin Quivers — to see how she dealt with an unexpected foreign object being thrust into her behind years ago, during her infamous rendezvous in a San Francisco hotel with a stranger.
"It was kind of a shock," Robin admitted, but "it was pleasurable."
Howard was amazed that Ms. Quivers took the mystery man's entire member inside of her "like a champ."
"And I want you to do the same," Robin coached him.