Sternac the Improbable: A Great Seer, Sage, and Soothsayer

“May your David Letterman impersonator go off-script ...”

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Sternac the Improbable was on fire Wednesday morning as he returned to the studio once again to reveal unseen questions to a variety of answers.

"A great seer, sage, soothsayer, and a man nearing six staggering inches when fully aroused. A man who stands up for free speech and sits down to pee … Sternac the Improbable!" Robin proclaimed as Howard donned his iconic turban.

Check out some of highlights from the mystical being below:

Name two words used to describe High Pitch Erik's penis.

Jason Bourne.
What does Jon Hein wish never happened?

How does Wendy the Slow Adult count to 10?

The Who.
What will my staff be known as when I retire?

In closing, may your sister go paddleboarding with a horny Orlando Bloom.