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October 13, 2017
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  • 1. What is the first name of George’s longtime partner whom he married in 2008?

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    • William

    • Brad

    • Thomas

    • Howard

  • 2. Which former “Star Trek” cast member famously did NOT attend George’s wedding?

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      Walter Koenig

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      Nichelle Nichols

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      William Shatner

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      Leonard Nimoy

  • 3. George has talked on air about romantically wrestling with his husband which happens weekly on what day?

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    • Wednesday

    • Friday

    • Saturday

    • Sunday

  • 4. Stern Show guest Kidd Chris once famously prank called George, impersonating what well-known television actor?

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      Mr. T

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      Ricardo Montalbán

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      James Doohan

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      Patrick Duffy

  • 5. As revealed in that phony phone call, what was the name and breed of George’s dog at the time?

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      La Reine Blanche, a papillon

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      La Princesse Rose, a poodle

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      Le Cygne Noir, a black lab

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      Le Roi Rouge, a golden retriever

  • 6. Which of the following words has George NOT demonstrated proper pronunciation of on the Stern Show?

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    • Tsunami

    • Guacamole

    • Agua

    • Mozzarella

  • 7. George was tricked again in 2006 when an impersonator of what former politician called into the Stern Show to debate gay marriage?

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      Bill Clinton

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      Barack Obama

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      Arnold Schwarzenegger

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      Michael Bloomberg

  • 8. The oft played parody song “Sulu Dance” borrows its melody from what actual hit tune?

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    • Donna Summer – “Last Dance”

    • ABBA – “Dancing Queen”

    • Men Without Hats – “The Safety Dance”

    • Whitney Houston – “I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)”

  • 9. George has spoken several times about the sexual encounters of his youth in what section of New York’s Central Park?

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    • The Ramble (a.k.a. “The Brambles”)

    • Strawberry Fields (a.k.a. “The Fields”)

    • Sheep Meadow (a.k.a. “The Man-dow”)

    • Cherry Hill (a.k.a. “The Fountain”)

  • 10. In 2010, George admitted to Howard his home was infested with what?

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      Fleas

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      Mice

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      Bed bugs

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      Termites

  • 11. What is the name of the Broadway musical George produced, based on his experiences as a child in a Japanese-American internment camp?

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    • “Allegiance”

    • “Liberty”

    • “Justice”

    • “Indivisible “

  • 12. After years of running, what part of George’s body suffered a chronic injury and later required surgery?

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    • His knee

    • His hip

    • His ankle

    • His foot

  • 13. On which of the following Stern Show contests did George Takei serve as a judge?

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    • 2012’s Prettiest Penis Contest

    • 2015’s Beautiful Black Penis Contest

    • 2009’s Guess the Testicles

    • 2017’s Whose Butt Is Better: Sal or Richard?

    • All of the above

  • 14. Whose penis did George unwrap during his Big Gay Birthday celebration in 2017?

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      Jonah Falcon

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      Jason Ellis

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      Sal Governale

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      Benjy Bronk

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