Play the Wendy the Slow Adult 'This or That' Game

See if you can get inside the Wack Packer's head

Wendy the Slow Adult has been a member of the Wack Pack since 2002 and since then has revealed quite a lot about her personal preferences. See if you can get inside the mind of the Wack Packer and decide which of the hypothetical options (below) she chose when given a head-to-head matchup.