There have been a few improvements in Bigfoot’s life recently, but his hearing isn’t one of them. Stern Show staffer Shuli Egar checked in with the Wack Packer but had to scream all of his questions over the phone so that Bigfoot could hear him. It didn’t help that Bigfoot also had the volume on his television turned up to full blast.
“He’s probably holding the phone upside down,” Howard joked while listening to Shuli struggle during his call with Bigfoot.
The biggest update Bigfoot shared was that he finally got the internet installed in his Vermont home. The hookup came thanks to the squatters who are still supposedly living in his house without his permission.
“It’s come to the point where he’s, like, OK with them because he realizes he can’t get rid of them,” Shuli told Howard.
Bigfoot claimed he hasn’t looked at any porn online yet but seemed interested in taking a peek soon. He also rattled off a few of his favorite things for Shuli during their call, including his love of lasagna, the rock band the Eagles, and the alcoholic drink known as a Harvey Wallbanger.
“Let’s keep in touch, alright?” Shuli told Bigfoot at the end of their call.
“Huh? I’ve not touched anything,” the Wack Packer replied.