No one seems to enjoy a big booty quite like Stern Show staffer JD Harmeyer, so for the main event of his on-air bachelor party it seemed fitting to invite four lovely women to compete for the prestigious title of “JD’s Favorite Ass.”
Ginger Banks, Kendra Sunderland, Raven Hart, and Richelle Ryan joined the staff in studio Wednesday morning ready to show the soon-to-be groom their backsides in action.
First up was Ginger, a webcam star and former Ronnie Mund “Hot Chick of the Week.”
Not only was Ginger able to twerk for JD, but she was also able to “clap” her butt cheeks together—a challenging maneuver her fellow contestants were unable to replicate.
Ginger explained she discovered the skill while recording a private video for her fans. “I was trying to shake my tits … and my ass just started clapping,” she recalled.
“Your ass applauded your tits,” Howard summed up with a laugh.
JD was visibly impressed after her dance, asking Howard, “Is it too early to call a winner?”
Also excited by the performance was Ronnie the Limo Driver, who not only shared his favorite webcam video starring Ginger, but also hooted, hollered, and screamed his way through the dance.
“We need to strap him down,” fellow staffer Will Murray suggested.
Next up to the spotlight was Stern Show veteran Kendra Sunderland, who once took Wack Packer Medicated Pete out on a date.
Kendra told Howard, though she’s participated in numerous popular pornographic films, she is only working on “really special projects” now, including a new one she just shot on a beach in Mykonos, Greece.
Setting her gaze upon JD, Kendra announced that while she could not clap her butt quite like Ginger, she did have an equally impressive skill. “I can twerk my tits and my ass at the same time,” she said.
With some music from Fred Norris, Kendra got right to work on JD.
“Oh my god,” he exclaimed, smitten. “My glasses are fogging up now.”
Kendra was also kind enough to bring JD a gift—a Fleshlight molded by her. “This is your gift, it’s my vagina,” she told him.
Following Kendra, porn newcomer Raven Hart stepped up to the mic, telling Howard that while she’s only been making films for two years, she is an experienced adult entertainer having previously been a dominatrix, webcam girl, and exotic dancer.
“JD has a full leer right now,” Jason Kaplan noticed.
Raven wasted no time in announcing her gift for JD. “I have a present between my ass cheeks for him,” she teased. “I have my panties that I was wearing, and I put them between my ass and he can take it out with his mouth.”
“God help me,” JD stammered before proceeding to get to work to the cheers of his co-workers.
With one woman left, there was no clear winner as all of the talented ladies thus far had put on a stellar show for the Stern Show’s bachelor.
Forging ahead, Howard invited the final contestant, Richelle Ryan, to the podium. While JD was familiar with the work of each woman, he was maybe most acquainted with Richelle even though she didn’t know it.
“I’m also in a fantasy football league with her … she probably doesn’t even know,” he revealed. Moreover, he told Howard he was already “well aware of her ass.”
Richelle was not surprised given the reaction many men have had to her backside in the past. “The booty drives them crazy,” she said.
Now specializing in MILF porn, Richelle said she was a 12-year veteran of the industry with hundreds of titles to her name.
As she strutted up to JD for her dance, the look on his face said it all. “Am I allowed to spank? Is that OK?” he asked.
“Sure,” she obliged with a smile.
Though each contestant deserved a prize for helping make the bachelor party a real party, there could only be one recipient of the “JD’s Favorite Ass” sash and he took little time in deliberating.
“To me, there’s a clear-cut winner. It’s an ass I’ve known for a long time,” he said. “It’s just so thick and circular and just out there. Richelle Ryan, you are my pick.”