Gary Dell’Abate Offers to Measure Every Inch of Chris Wilding

When it comes to measuring, Canadians have a whole different unit system than the one used in the U.S. Maybe that’s why Montreal native Chris Wilding got his numbers mixed up on the Stern Show last week while telling Andy Cohen his own member measured a whopping seven inches.

“I heard in the office they’re claiming you don’t have seven inches. That you lied,” Howard said to Chris on Monday morning. Many of Chris’s co-workers thought it was an impossibility for someone his size to possess so much manhood, but Wilding isn’t taking back what he said on air.

“How the fuck does anyone in the office know what I have in my pants?” Chris shouted. “I will cop to this: I rounded up a little bit. But we are completely in the neighborhood of seven inches.”

According to Chris, he’s closer to 6.5 inches but that still sounded quite large to Stern Show Executive Producer Gary Dell’Abate who brought in a ruler to show Howard just how much Mr. Wilding is packing. It also seemed Gary wasn’t willing to believe Chris’s claims unless he saw it with his own eyes.

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“If you wanted to get hard and go into the bathroom, I’d measure you,” Gary offered.

“No offense to Gary … I don’t know if I could get hard in that situation,” Chris told him.

No matter what anyone on the staff says, Chris knows he has nothing to be ashamed of. He also still plans to take Andy up on his offer to get drinks but said the Bravo and SiriusXM host is booked solid every night this week. The two hope to go out with each other some night soon.