Checking in with Ronnie “the Limo Driver” Mund on Wednesday, Howard was alarmed to find his head of security recently went for one last haircut before his barbershop shut down, part of a temporary statewide ban amidst the coronavirus pandemic. “Why would you do that?” a disturbed Howard asked. “I can understand why you had to go to the bank, I can understand why you had to go shopping, but a fucking haircut, dude?”
“I don’t know how long this is going to go on so I figured they’re going to close the barbershops so I went and got a haircut real quick,” Ronnie said in his own defense. “The guy … he had gloves and masks and shit. I talk pussy with him.”
According to Ronnie, while there were several other patrons waiting to get haircuts at the shop that day, it was all done with safety in mind. “They waited outside ‘til they had to go in, they weren’t near each other, boom you went in, 10 minutes, boom you were done, you were out,” Ronnie explained.
“Just think how many different people came in contact even with that scissor,” Howard pointed out.
Despite Ronnie’s fresh look, he’s going to have to wait just a little longer for sex with fiancée Stephanie, who has been tired from working long days as a vet tech. “I don’t press the issue,” Ronnie told Howard. “We’ll definitely have it, there’s no doubt about that. We’ll either have it tonight or tomorrow night probably for sure. And then the rest of the weekend.”