Longtime Wack Packer Bigfoot, who hasn’t been heard from in months, recently made contact to give an update on how he’s handling the COVID-19 pandemic, albeit in an odd way. “We feared he was in hiding or in jail or dead,” Howard announced on Wednesday. “Bigfoot called former Howard 100 News reporter Jon Leiberman ... Leiberman hasn’t worked with us for years.”
Jon didn’t waste any time before asking about Bigfoot’s current health. Fortunately, the Wack Packer is free of the coronavirus. “I’m doing alright, I don’t have the coronavirus yet,” he told the veteran reporter. “I don’t have no fever, I’ve got a little bit of a cough, I’ve got a runny nose at times.”
“So far so good, he only has two symptoms that’s it,” Howard noted.
Though Bigfoot has avoided contracting COVID-19, that isn’t to say he’s taking all the proper precautions. “I’ve been going out every once in a while,” he confessed. “I’m going to the bank, going to the smoke shop to get cigarettes, all kinds of good stuff. I have things to do, I run a loan sharking business.”
Ever the entrepreneur, the Wack Packer is operating a speakeasy of sorts despite bars not being allowed to operate during this health crisis. “I run like a bar, we allow cigarette smoking, we smoke pot, we drink a little wine coolers … a little bit of everything.”
Catch up more on what Bigfoot has been up to with the full audio (below).