Take the Stern Show’s 2020 Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz
The year had many memorable quotes, but do you remember whose mouth they came from?
December 22, 2020
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“Once a 600-pound person dies, why do you have to keep them whole?” _______ suggesting a morbidly-obese person’s corpse could be dismantled in order to get it out of a home
robin quivers
sal governale
richard christy
shuli egar
“I’m sitting on the toilet reverse-cowboy style, as they say in porn.” _______ describing where they were sitting at home for their Stern Show interview
alec baldwin
jim carrey
david spade
PETE DAVIDSON
“I was surprised … there was nothing vegan. I’m vegan fluid.” _______ on the status of their diet in relation to the menu at the 2019 staff holiday party
robin quivers
benjy bronk
Memet Walker
chris wilding
“I’ve seen Sal’s penis before … but I’ve never seen him pull it quite like that.” _______ assessing Stern Show staffer Sal Governale’s member
george takei
jimmy kimmel
natalie maines
sarah silverman
“I could feed you ice cream, six feet apart, with a long spoon.” _______ being mindful of social distancing while attempting dirty talk
high pitch erik
jeff the drunk
mark the bagger
medicated pete
“When I walk … I kind of like look for spiritual signs. I looked at the dice and said, ‘Maybe it’s a sign from God.’” _______ on the deeper walks they’ve been taking since the coronavirus pandemic began
JD HArmeyer
Sal governale
richard christy
memet walker
“I was the original shusher and I just did not do a very good job.” _______ on their old responsibility of keeping people quiet so Howard could meditate in peace
Gary Dell’Abate
jason kaplan
will murray
JD Harmeyer
“Have you been rolling in excrement? That’s a good, good boy.” _______ interacting with their dog during a stern show appearance
david letterman
amy schumer
david spade
seth meyers
“It’s a craft beer that I drink … it’s called Morning Wood, it’s really good shit.” _______ on the alcoholic beverage they enjoyed during a staff virtual happy hour
Gary Dell’Abate
ronnie mund
sal governale
jason kaplan
“I’m afraid that I’m going to find out that I’m related to fuckin’ thieves who did horrible things.” _______ on the deep dive they recently took into their family tree
howard stern
fred norris
GARY DELL’ABATE
sal governale
“I like the mustard with a little kick to it.” _______ Opening up about their condiment preferences
howard stern
lars ulrich
paul mccartney
HARRY STYLES
“I always say calling this show is like being a writer on ‘Saturday Night Live’ because it’s a lot to come up with content.” _______ describing the pressures of calling into the Stern Show
mariann from brooklyn
high pitch erik
bobo
high register sean
“I was in so much fucking pain, man … I was thinking about getting a spoon and scoopin’ it out.” _______ on the harrowing constipation episode they recently suffered through
ronnie mund
jon hein
benjy bronk
richard christy
“You are going to rot in hell, I put the malochia on you until the day you die.” _______ threatening to put a spell on SOMEONE DURING AN ARGUMENT
mariann from brooklyn
tan mom
SOUR SHOES
bobo
“Rush like in a rush and roulette … it’s a game where you put a bullet in a gun and you spin it.” _______ attempting to compare the POSTAL SERVICE in Italy to Russian roulette
benjy bronk
sal governale
JD Harmeyer
memet walker
“I got a urinal … I already have it hooked up, bitch.” _______ on updating the toilet situation in their home
high pitch erik
jeff the drunk
bigfoot
mark the bagger
“I go into the woods and I’m like, ‘I have to violently shit.’ There’s a deer watching me do this, like standing there, looking me in the eyes, horrified.” _______ remembering a less-than-ideal time nature called
matthew mcconaughey
seth rogen
chris rock
colin jost
“My house was 1,100 square feet. My whole life was not making a noise when I finish.” _______ on how challenging masturbation was in their younger years while living at home
howard stern
fred norris
Gary Dell’Abate
richard christy
“When I blew my load it went over my fuckin’ head and onto the wall.” _______ recalling a particularly strong orgasm they experienced once
ronnie mund
sal governale
richard christy
jason kaplan
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