Take the Stern Show’s 2023 Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz
The year had many memorable quotes, but do you remember whose mouth they came from?
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“Do you love my dad?” _____ repeatedly asking Howard about his thoughts on their father during their Stern Show interview

Chris Distefano

Jay Pharoah

Nick Cannon

Post Malone
“I have a lap now and I’d actually like to … take it for a test drive.” _____ on wanting a lap dance while visiting Ronnie in Vegas since losing weight

Jon Hein

Jason Kaplan

Benjy Bronk

Memet Walker
“I know I want to do more … but I don’t want to look like I’m juggling, which is what I look like.” _____ assessing their skills as a dancer

Howard Stern

Robin Quivers

Fred Norris

Gary Dell’Abate
“There was a bucket with kitty litter in it and I just pissed in that … I’m a Neanderthal.” _____ on peeing in the parking lot before attending a Philadelphia Eagles game

Richard Christy

Will Murray

Wolfie

Mike Fox
“There’s no top, there’s no bottom … I just want to do the peck and get it over with.” _____ explaining their boundaries before kissing Chris Wilding in honor of PRIDE month

sal governale

richard christy

JD Harmeyer

Benjy Bronk
“Our wedding day has completed the construction of our building … we can take away the bulldozers, the cranes, and say we’ve done it, we are complete.” _____ reciting their vows to their now-wife

Ronnie Mund

Steve Nowicki

Memet Walker

Mike Fox
“My first paycheck was when I was 11 months old.” _______ recalling their early start as a child entertainer

Brooke Shields

Charlie Puth

Demi Lovato

Sarah Jessica Parker
“I turned around and all these old drunk men were pointing at me and laughing … I think that scarred me for life and I could never pee.” _____ recalling the childhood experience at a ball game they blame for their urinating difficulties

Sal Governale

JD Harmeyer

Steve Nowicki

Wolfie
“If the driver is on the phone, playing music I don’t particularly enjoy, driving like an idiot, etc., I will let them know.” _____ theorizing why they have one of the lowest Uber ratings on the Stern Show staff

Jon Hein

Jason Kaplan

Benjy Bronk

Samantha Fontana
“I just want the world to be a healthy, happier place … I don’t plan on winning, to be quite frank with you.” _____ on their decision to run for U.S. Senate

Ass Napkin Ed

Bobo

Lenny Dykstra

tan mom
“I was breathing and trying to concentrate, and I just got this [whiff] of like hotdogs from somebody vomiting.” _____ detailing their experience at a breathwork seminar

Sal Governale

Steve Nowicki

Memet Walker

Samantha Fontana
“He put his hand on my heart and said, ‘Oh my God, your heart is beating so fast.’ I said, ‘Well, you’re John Travolta and you have your hand on my nipple.’” _____ recalling how John Travolta comforted them when they made their “Late Show with David Letterman” debut

Chris Distefano

Eric Andre

Nick Cannon

Seth Meyers
“I do want her to find someone … [to] emotionally be there for her, be with her, bang her out.”
_____ explaining their desire to help their mother find love again
Chris Wilding

Mike Pearlman

Samantha Fontana

Mike Trainor
“I was staying with a friend in the city, and I didn’t want to wake them up by brushing my teeth … I’m a very aggressive brusher, and I have a lot of junk in my teeth.” _____ after getting caught brushing their teeth in the staff kitchen

Sal Governale

Richard Christy

JD Harmeyer

wolfie
“If I adjust these things like just a little bit my ball pops out … it looks like panties.” _____ complaining about the pair of Speedos they were trying on while in Miami

Sal Governale

Richard Christy

JD Harmeyer

Benjy Bronk
“He had an Andy Warhol wig on, so I don’t even recognize him, and he’s toilet papering my house and I have a gun next to my bed … and then he’s pressing his face up against my window and I’m like, ‘Fucking Knoxville.’” _____ on the time they almost accidentally shot Johnny Knoxville in a prank gone wrong

Adam Levine

Eric Andre

John Stamos

Michael Rapaport
“I bet a couple times a week … I think about the end of the Roman Empire and if we’re facing that.” _____ admitting that they’re part of a popular TikTok trend

Gary Dell’Abate

Jon Hein

Jason Kaplan

Will Murray
“It’s the best coffee I’ve ever had in my life … if you eat some coffee beans and shit them out, I would probably drink the coffee from those beans.” _____ on their love of a rather unusual type of coffee

Richard Christy

Steve Nowicki

Chris Wilding

Jon Blitt
“I don’t like to travel, I don’t like to socialize, I don’t like to do anything — but I came here because … I love them both, leave me alone.” _____ honoring Ronnie and Stephanie with a speech at their wedding

JD Harmeyer

Memet Walker

Mike Pearlman

Will Murray
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