Howard welcomed former frequent guest Corey Feldman and his wife Susie back after a 3 year absence. Robin remarked right away that she could almost see right through Susie's dress - and it didn't look to her like Susie was wearing any underwear!
Gary, however, had been studying this problem for a little while and had concluded that she must be wearing a thong. Howard commented on the fact that Corey used to come on all the time, but had been conspicuously absent over the last few years. He said he had heard that Corey was angry at them, but Howard didn't know why.
Corey said that Howard's comments about his relationship with Susie not being able to last were part of the reason he stopped coming in, (although in Howard's defense, he says that about most relationships). Corey said they have an 11 month old baby now and things are going great.
Howard commented on how good Susie looked, especially for just having a baby. Susie thanked him and said she had promised Corey she would get back in better shape after the baby and has been working out a lot lately. Howard asked if the Feldman's were still into swinging and they seemed to be stumped by the question. Howard reminded them that one time on the show, they had admitted they would occasionally bring other men into their bed for Susie, (Corey only watched).
They both denied that though. So Gary brought in the Show Log, which chronicles each day's show, and read how they once had another guy in bed with them. Corey started to laugh and then threw out a plug for his current project, FatalAttractionThePlay.com.
Howard couldn't understand how Corey would want to share such a beautiful girl. Corey said they were once wild and crazy, but that getting married and having a child has settled them down. Corey tried to explain something about the importance of open communication and the dangers of jealousy, but every time Howard pushed for specifics they both dodged the subject.
Jeff The Drunk called to ask if Michael Jackson ever touched Corey's "peepee". Corey laughed and plugged his play instead.
Howard tried to get some more Michael Jackson info out of Corey, but he wasn't talking. He said there was some stuff he told the police that never made the papers, but he wasn't about to divulge that information.