The Poster Boy of Unattractiveness

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard began the show commenting how full Artie's moustache has gotten, and that he couldn't believe Dana likes the thing. Although Artie claimed that women who were left by their fathers may appreciate his facial hair, he also admitted that Dana isn't a big fan of his moustache. In fact, after Howard pointed out that he thought the size of Artie's stomach was a big enough "f-you" to Dana, Artie responded that, with his moustache, he's now challenging her to find one attractive thing about him. Artie went on to say that as he was trimming his facial hair yesterday, he knew it would be a topic of conversation this morning.