From Bad to Terrible

A caller asked if Howard thought Jackie Martling was more destructive to himself when he was on the show than Artie is to himself now. Howard replied that Jackie used to drink and smoke pot and that his finger nails kept falling out, but that Artie has done harder drugs than Jackie ever did and has poorer eating habits than as well. Gary added that, while Jackie ate quite a bit, most of the foods he consumed were relatively healthy, while Artie focuses his diet almost exclusively on fat. After noting that Jackie never had a man finish on his chest, Howard announced that Artie was the winner of the contest.