Show Rundown: January 30, 2007
Wish for Artie: Please Just Be Sick
Howard Enjoys the ‘Ultimate Geek Night’
Bam Margera and His Fiancee Stop By the Show
Old Isn’t An Option for Dating Howard’s Daughters
Rat Radio
Sarah Silverman s Not Your Typical Porn Watcher
Sarah Silverman s Not Your Typical Porn Watcher
Sarah Silverman stopped by, and Howard told her he thought her new sitcom, “The Sarah Silverman Program,” was funny based on the two episodes he’d seen. After playing a clip from the show of Sarah talking to God after having sex with him, Sarah admitted she and her boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel, sometimes watched porn before they made love. Sarah added she watched porn strictly to pleasure herself, while Jimmy preferred pornos with plots. Sarah went on to say she considered herself “manly,” and that Jimmy was the one in the relationship who cooked and bought Christmas presents for people on their behalf.
This led to a discussion about Jimmy’s penis, with Sarah reporting the hole in it started “healing” at one point “because it thought it was a cut,” and that the condition had to be repaired with the insertion of “metal rods.”
When Howard noted he couldn’t picture Jimmy and Sarah having sex because of how smart she was, which she responded to by saying she acted “more womanly” during love making.
Sarah acknowledged she played Scrabble on the Internet all the time, and that one of her most frequent opponents was Alyssa Milano. Sarah then mentioned she and Alyssa lived in the same building and that she introduced Alyssa to the game. Sarah also admitted she considered herself “a nerd” because of the fact she and Alyssa chose to play Scrabble on their laptops even though they lived “10 feet apart.”
Howard proceeded to play another clip from “The Sarah Silverman Program,” which caused Sarah to say she hated her voice. Howard responded by joking that he found Sarah’s voice annoying as well, but Robin assured her that she felt her voice in the clips was an act and not the way she sounded this morning.
Sarah admitted she had a lot of hair on her body, which she said was one of the reasons she didn’t wear thongs very often. She admitted she has to shave her thighs but that she “lucked out” in terms of not having a mustache.